Noooo! I can't make anyone other than the Avatar naked!

[Oblivious]

;_;
I was going to have a nudist party at LB's castle, but I guess I can't. Ah, that would have been so wrong. Someday, perhaps it'll be possible.

[Oblivious]

Well, I guess for now I'll just have to edit heads onto bodies in MS paint. LOL this will be so very wrong.

[Dominus]

Since there are no nude frames for any npc except the avatar and the nude npcs... Yeah, you will have to edit it yourself

[Oblivious]

Which I'm doing. This is gonna be great. Everyone is going to be naked. Even the palace guards and Wislem! (editting Wislem's ass won't be easy, though) Right now I'm focusing on LB and the original 8 companions. Eventually I hope to get Sentri, Tseramed, Nystul, and Nanna (Nanna is with Nystul) in there somewhere. Spark won't be there; it's adults only

[MeddlingMonk]

Ultima porn? Debbie Does Destard?

[Oblivious]

LOL. But like there's not porn already in Ultima... This just takes it to the next step. Well, not quite. In the picture, nobody is going to be doing anything nasty (though Nana is in Nystul's bedroom with him; they're both standing beside the bed, though)

The sprites of course will have to have some altered hair so that you can tell them apart. For instance, Julia's hair is longer than Katrina's, which is shorter and darker (both the peasant and merchant females look the same nude)

I haven't figured out where to put everyone yet, but here's my plan so far:

Iolo: Strumming his lute; haven't decided where (either in the courtyard or the throneroom)
Shamino: In the courtyard, under a tree, speaking to Jaana
Dupre: running from Julia in the right hallway
Jaana: In the courtyard, under a tree, speaking to Shamino
Julia: chasing Dupre down the right hallway
Katrina: haven't decided yet
Geoffrey: Hitting the snack bar
Mariah: Sitting at the edge of the fountain in the courtyard
Sentri: haven't decided yet
Tseramed: haven't decided yet
Lord British: Sitting at his throne
Nell: Standing beside Lord British
Nystul: in his room, about to get naughty with Nana
Nana: In Nystul's room, about to get naughty with Nystul
Charles: brooding in the royal hallway
Boots: cooking
Bennie: probably helping Boots and helping himself
Wislem: probably in the royal hall
Inwisloklem: probably in the meeting room
Miranda: probably in the meeting room
Smith: in the courtyard, eating

Mama and Papa will be there, too!

I thought about having an archery contest in the courtyard, but that would be too dangerous.
Any idea what Sentri and Tseramed could be doing?

[Crowley]

Sounds like a college student party.

[Earthquake Damage]

Put a lampshade on someone's head and some bottles/kegs strewn about.

[AJ]

Sherri the mouse?

[Oblivious]

Sherry's ribbon will be gone.

[Oblivious]

Also, while I like the lampshade idea, there are no lampshades in Ultima 7, plus it would be impossible to identify the person if his head is covered.

[Oblivious]

Whew! It's almost finished! A question: Are (pixelated) bare asses okay to show here, or do I have to censor those as well?

[Oblivious]

I did it, I did it! Now I just have to wait for Dominus or someone to tell me if the asses need censored out, and how much (if yes, then entire buttocks or just the crack?) then I'll upload it to imageshack and post a link.

[Dominus]

I might be a hard moderator from time to time but I have nothing against pixelated, drawn asses (and especially since we won't see sparks shiny behind )

[Oblivious]

Haha, I remember that Exult bug with Spark.

Here we go.

http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image ... nsored.jpg

(click the image to make it full screen; it's a large image so it takes a little while to load)

BTW, if you're having difficulty finding Sherry, she is under the table with the cheese (I was going to put her in front of the table, but I was afraid she'd get stepped on)

Hopefully you can tell who everyone is. The entire castle staff save Charles is there, as well. Papa and Mama are dancing in the throneroom.

Just in case it's difficult to tell some apart:

--There are two old ladies in this image. One in the kitchen and one in Nystul's room; that should tell you which is which
--Sentri is in the banquet hall; Shamino is speaking to Jaana in the courtyard
--Julia is chasing Dupre; Katrina is speaking to Mariah in the courtyard

Everyone else should be identifiable. And yes, Mama's haircolor looks very unnatural, but that's what I ended up with when I did a palette swap.

[alagner]

Man, from now on you're my hero I've had a really good laugh while watching it


>>"nudecastlepartycensored.jpg"
"Castle Party" is the one of the most popular goth festivals in my country, so it's even more funny for me now.

Good work, really xD

[Salicias]

Hah! Thats great. I like the fondue pot. Everyone seems to be having fun, but it looks like Nystul is ready to beat Nana. She should have been suspicious when he wanted some privacy as no one else seems to care about being exposed.


Salicias

[Oblivious]

Nah, he's telling her to get in bed so she can see what his "other" magic wand does

[Crowley]

I'm afraid to ask what Smith is up to behind that tree.

[Oblivious]

Smith is eating the leaves of the orange tree.
Oh, and the stuff in the pot isn't supposed to be fondue; it's soup or stew.

[Reddie]

What was the point of censoring the boobies when the only Ultima chick who has nipples is the female Avatar (who isn't even present in that pic... don't tell me s/he wasn't invited to the party)?

Btw, nude Sherry is teh sexxorz.

[Oblivious]

The only nude characters are mama/female avatar, male avatar, and papa. So of course this involved the pasting of heads onto said bodies (why do you think it took me three days to make this image?). So yeah, there are nipples.

[Reddie]

Ever played SI?

[Oblivious]

Yes. The only nudable characters are the avatars and Frigidazzi, who is identical to the white Avatar (I know Lucilla and Brennan are nudable, but I can't find their nude sprites via Studio)

[Reddie]

But you said that the only nude characters are mama, papa and the Avatar, so you were wrong! Nyah, nyah!!

Anyway, I knew that you created that pic by pasting the characters' heads over the nude bodies. It's not like Origin would have bothered at making a nude sprite for each NPC just for the sake of it (thought it would have been priceless). I was just making fun of the fact that the female Avatar is the only woman in U7 who has nipples.

[drcode]

I haven't visited the Phorum for a while, and this is what I come back to??:-) Now how am I ever going to get that picture out of my mind?