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Pamela Anderson looks more like a man with gigantic implants than a woman,
so that would probably be a bad idea.

lol

regardless of who is in it, spark should have a sparkly butt in it.

dolf lundgren as the guardian... doesn't look much like him in U7, but the U9 guardian has some obvious similarities

Bruce Camble could be blackthorn...

Bruce Campbell?! Hardly.
Alan Rickman.

Bruce Campbell as Blackthorn? hawhahawhwawawa

Blackthorn: FOOL! SPEAK UNTO ME THE MANTRA NOW!
Avatar: *silence*
*with a wave of his hand, the pendulum blade falls - Iolo is
sliced in half!*
Blackthorn: And remember, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

I beleive I should be in it playing as the sparks ass. lol

I have no problem with Will Smith but Iolo needs to be an old guy with white hair how bout the dude off Miracle on 34th street (or whatever its called lol) the one who played santa.

I still say Kris Kirstoffersen for Iolo... the way he looks in Blade would be perfect

Well i guess it doesnt really matter but as long as pigmentations are right i guess it doesnt matter, and he has to be an old man lol!!! Oh yeah get OJ Simpson to play Brunt!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica Alba as lord british?

What the hell?

The girl who plays in James Cameron's "dark angel".

Yeah, I know who the hell she is, I'm asking 'What the hell' because you're
suggesting a young woman play an aging man.

I was just trying to imagine her doing that and in my thoughts she fits in to playing Lord British.
BuT that is my opinion.
I beleive that a female ruler would be something new in the ultima world.

indeed, I think they're planning on having a female ruler in UO

>I was just trying to imagine her doing that and in my thoughts she fits in to playing Lord British.

Yeah, okay, you're right, she REALLY looks like a multi-century age man.
In fact, I spent a lot of time while playing Ultima staring at Lord British's
breasts.

lol me too (i'm not joking here either)

...compiling suggestions this far...

Iolo - Kris Kristofferson
Julia - Kate Winslet
Spark - Macaulay Culkin
Gwenno - Glenn Close
Dupré - ?
Lord British - himself (Richard Garriot cameo)
The Avatar - =
Nastassia - Neve Campbell
Nystul - Sir Richard Attenborough
Batlin - John Travolta - only slightly fatter
Time Lord - Sir Ian Holm

And here is a picture compilation
Iolo - Kris Kristofferson
http://www2.cea.edu/robert/kris.kristofferson.sm.jpeg
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Julia - Kate Winslet
www.screensavershot.com/ persons2/kate.jpg
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Spark - Macaulay Culkin
http://www.fashionavenue.com/hollywood/j37252.jpg
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Gwenno - Glenn Close
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/ ... /close.gif
or
http://www.foxsearchlight.com/paradise/cast/glenn_1.jpg
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Dupré - ?
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Lord British - himself (Richard Garriot cameo)
http://www.mucl.de/ouch/ausg3/images/aus3_u3.jpg
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The Avatar - =
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Nastassia - Neve Campbell
http://members.tripod.lycos.nl/Reinmovie/campbell.jpg
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Nystul - Sir Richard Attenborough
http://www.epilog.de/Person/A/At/_Bilde ... (1923).jpg
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Batlin - John Travolta - only slightly fatter
www.sites.aveit-media.co.uk/fp/ goo/images/big/travolta.jpg
or
http://www.splicedonline.com/00features/travolta.jpg
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Time Lord - Sir Ian Holm
http://www.licentiaten.umea.hsb.se/lgh5 ... anh_sv.jpg



Artaxerxes

Why not using the Subjective Camera?
That we see the world from the eyes of the Avatar. It worked greatly for a Phillipe Marlowe flick and we might have our fun in the baths (PG and X rated versions available).

Great pictures!

Kris Kristofferson played the boss of the outfit in Payback with Mel Gibson. Without his beard, he looks very much alike to Dupré in Serpent Isle, don't you think? (How old is Dupré, compared to Iolo, by the way?).
Culkin is too old to play Spark, isn't he? By giving him steroids it could work out, though...

Subjective camera, good idea. Or leave the Avatar out of the picture. I have now idea how to represent him adequately - just consider his dialogue... "NAME! JOB!"

hehehe, that'd be funny

Opening screen
Funny red sparkly effect (just like in BG)
walk out in Trinsic
Caption reads: Trinsic, City of Honor
Iolo babbles on a bit
(If it's will smith it'd be: yo wassup bro ain't seen you round these partz in 200 years wassup wid dat?)
Camera turns to face the Mayor
Mayor babbles on a bit
NOTHING
mayor babbles some more
Turn to face Christopher at the stables
NAME!
I'm Christopher (that was the name of the stableguy right? or was that the blacksmith? can't remember)
JOB!
I look after the horses
MURDER!
'tis a ghastly thing, blah blah blah blah
BYE!


This script wouldn't take us long to write!

Christopher Lee as Nicodemus...

and I know the balding thing is a stretch... Glenn Danzig as Batlin. hahah.

I wonder if it would be necessary to include Mama and Papa in a U7 film... hmm...

the weirdest characters in any computer game ever. Possibly.

I think Christopher was sparkly a... I mean.. Sparks ol' killed daddy. The Stableboy was called Petre or something in this area...

LOL NAME!!! JOB!!! It really shouldn't be as funny as it is. Arnold would finally have a role in a movie that didnt have speach coaching or dubbing.

Jaana has to be Michel fipher (knows it's not spelt incorrectly)

Ever notice how the women in the full body portraits in BG are very beautiful and have incredible cleavage and the men are homely and totally covered in armour? I geuss programmers get lonely

Haha...
*Imagines "Arnold Strong" in 'Hercules and the Black Gate'.*

John trovolta as the avatar?

Well, he has the face and the mindset necessary to convincingly play the fellowship leader. Girth is secondary. I doubt he would accept the role, however, without massive changes to the script that make the Fellowship the good guys...

That reminds me of Mr. Cruise lobbying the U.S. ambassador to Germany, stating the german government violated freedom of confession. The ignorance of this guy makes me sick. Because Germany in particular have experience with totalitarian organisations and ideologies, it is especially careful to them off nowadays, whether they happen to claim to be a religion or not. The german Basic Law grants religious freedom. If you want to know more about this topic, please visit
http://wpxx02.toxi.uni-wuerzburg.de/~krasel/CoS

...to fend them off...
*sorry, typo*

He might be in it if you tell himthat at the end Batlin repents for his sins and becomes a scientologist

You mean if Batlin started claiming he were possessed by aliens and started
giving thousands of gold to someone who told him he was worthless but
could be redeemed.

Why not Kevin Sorbo "The guy in andromeda and Hercules:The legendary Journey" Play the avatar

Sean Connery as LB
Julia Roberts as Kathrina
Will Smith as Thruston

But who will play the emp, will the horse, sherry the mouse, the gwani, the three serpent.

Because Kevin Sorbo can't act for @!#$, that's why.

okay why not sylvester stalone

Will the horse? Smith the horse? ... Will Smith the horse? His role just keeps gettin' tossed around!

Oh that'd be a fantastic cameo. Will Smith as... Smith!
If Eddie murphy can be a donkey in Shrek, I'm sure Mr Smith can manage to be a talking horse.

hehe, indeed.

eddy murphy as shmed. You knwo the assasin who try to kill you at the exit of the knight test

How about Lucy Lawless as Sherry the mouse?

nah lucy is much like julia or mors gotha
lol

Speaking of videogame movies, did anyone ever see the Jackie Chan
film where there was a scene where they were in an arcade, and he
like threw the bad guys into a Street Fighter machine and they started
acting like characters from the game?

Just randomly reminded me of that. Hilarious scene.

How about the new martial arts movie that's still hasn't a title. It stars Jet Li, jackie Chan and Chow yan fat?
I'm sure Jet Li can be an avatar.

I agree: Sean Connery rules. He should play as Lord British, or Iolo.

The problem is, having a line of all-star actors isn't always the best thing to do. Not only would it cost a rediculous amount of money, but they would constantly squabble over completely random things.

P.S. Bruce Campbell would make a good Avatar. Hell, he should play every part!