dominus at users dot sourceforge dot net

[minnosid]

Is not existing.
Who is freezing, create ice?
Thease day after play Ultima 7, my compter started to get freezed in blue screen when turn off, auto restarting.

Your Exult program has fault!

[Paulon]

PEBKAC.

[monotremata]

HADOKEN!

[Gotcha!]

But seriously though, minnosid's threads should be deleted.
It'll take the fun out of his trolling real fast.

[Knight Captain]

I'd do the honors if I could.

I suspect at this point MINHO is going to end up as an easter egg who dies like Kenny from South Park. Repeatedly.

[Gotcha!]

Likewise, I wouldn't mind having that honour either.
He's been at it for, what, years now?

[Knight Captain]

We could just block Korea Telecom but I know we have at least one legitimate fan in Korea. And that's not Minho.

And MINHO is now a test NPC in my mod. RIP MINHO.

[Gotcha!]

Well, at least he is good for one thing then.

[Knight Captain]

Yes, dying!

[Dominus]

I'll go about deleting soon.

[Donfrow]

May also make an appearance in Glimmerscape2 though I'm not sure as what yet...

[Knight Captain]

I'm thinking...

Code: Select all

void npcMinho
{
var death_chance;
var minho_pos;
var minho_body;

if (event == PROXIMITY)
{
death_chance = UI_die_roll(1,10);

if (death_chance > 9)
{
minho_pos = UI_get_object_position(MINHO);

// lightning strike script, then
UI_lightning();
// And lower MINHO's HP by 50 to kill him.

// Bring him back like Kenny so he can die again.
0->UI_delayed_execute_usecode_array(MINHO, [call_usecode minho_func_number], 20);
}
}
if (event == SCRIPTED)
{
minho_body = UI_find_nearby(shape, distance, mask);
minho_pos = UI_get_object_position(minho_body);
// sprite effect at minho_pos.
// resurrect Minho so he can die again.
}

Needs work, but that's the idea.

[Paulon]

Nice start, but it needs some more random variety than just lightning. Fireballs, meteors, deathbolts, swordstrikes...

[minnosid]

KAMEHAMEHA!!!

[minnosid]

There no liying why do you love to discaring mine?

[minnosid]

Why don`t you answe?

[minnosid]

If someone`s name? so curious

[minnosid]

Ressurrection magic?
What`s work?

[Gotcha!]

Yay, 'Lyly hannah' is back.

[Knight Captain]

Oh boy, when I get this code working there will be video. Glorious video.

[Gotcha!]

Glorious it may be, but still, I get the feeling he might feel accommodated by you, basically feeling like you're honoring him. Might make the problem worse.

The only way to get him out of here is by deleting his posts as soon as possible (even when he's using a proxy site, posting under different names).

[agentorangeguy]

He is Minholio, he needs tp for his bunghole

[agentorangeguy]

And yes minho needs to be immortalized in an npc. There's so much material!

[Dale]

I mean.. I couldn't even parody those posts, though. His game is tight!

[agentorangeguy]

I sometimes wonder if minho is actually someone's lame attempt at a bot which just scans these forums for keywords relating to Ultima and randomly asks questions and inserts random keywords too.

"How can get Frigizzi's Oink with Rhybak Feed Me More? Mountan of Freedom dead and Shamino gauntlents of Oink. Get me serpent pillar. I have 4 Monetari and No password and Dead"

[Knight Captain]

The copy protection failure in SI does just that.

All NPCs get pointed to use this function:
void funcOink object#(0x63D) ()

Which then uses another function for the conversation:
var copyProtectionFailConvo 0x89B ()

That uses work lists supplied by:
var copyProtectionFail1 0x891 ()
All the way to:
var copyProtectionFailA 0x89A ()

Each is a specific word type, nouns, adjectives, verbs, phrases, nouns for animals, nouns for people.

So should I have the time, I'll take his threads, chop up the word types, and he can be banned forever because he'll never really die. Just like Trip Hawkins.